Brain Teaser Riddles Fun Puzzles, Qutes, Jokes, Paheliyan

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Brain Teaser Riddles Fun Puzzles, Qutes, Jokes, Paheliyan

Unread post by seema » 03 Mar 2017 04:59

A bus driver was heading down a street. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Answer - Bus Driver was not driving the bus, He was walking on the road.

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If someone says bad about us,
We feel bad. :(
If someone says good about us,
We feel good. :)

Ask urself-

Have we given our Remote Control to others?
THINK it

Paheli :Din me soye :Raat me royeJitna RoyeUtna Khoye
Answer - Mombati (candle)



Shayari.

''Khareed sakte unhe to apni zindgi de kar bhi khareed lete".....
''par kuch log 'Keemat'se nahi, 'Kismat' se mila karte hai"


Jokes
Murga:- i luv u Jaan..
Main Tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu" Murgi:"Haye Aallah! sach??" Murga:"haan" Murgi:"chal fir Aaj ANDA tu de"
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Re: Brain Teaser Riddles Fun Puzzles, Qutes, Jokes, Paheliyan

Unread post by seema » 03 Mar 2017 05:03

Make a mind which never minds -

Make a mind which never minds
Make a heart which never hurts
Make a touch which never pains & Make a relation which never Ends.
-
How is that possible?
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible ?The doctor is his mom!

"Believe in Urself" - Quotes sms
A Bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of breaking of the branch,
because
its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings."Believe in Urself"


Keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this..

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Re: Brain Teaser Riddles Fun Puzzles, Qutes, Jokes, Paheliyan

Unread post by seema » 03 Mar 2017 05:06

love, lust or marriage, joke
How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married? For those of you who have any questions, or misplaced envy, this should clear it up:

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a &*%$
MARRIAGE -When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.